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AGGRAVATED ASS-AULT
In a story out of Dania Beach FL, a woman has been arrested after threatening a man who complained about her loud farting. Shanetta Wilson 37,  was charged with aggravated assault after she pulled a pocket knife on a man who complained about her fart in line at a Dollar General store.
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SLEEPING ON THE JOB
The investigation is on after an Australian pilot allegedly fell asleep in the cockpit. On a flight from Davenport to King Island for a private jet-tourism company. There was no damage to the plane but  the pilot who was the only one on board; having returned to work after a leave missed his destination by 29 miles.  Despite this fortunate news, the incident is still being taken very seriously.
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